It doesn’t matter how bad your performance is, what matters is whether your boss likes you or not

It’s a fine sunny day in the forest and a rabbit is sitting outside his burrow, tippy-tapping on his typewriter. Along comes a fox, out for a walk. Fox: “What are you working on?” Rabbit: “My thesis.” Fox: “Hmm… What is it about?” Rabbit: “Oh, I’m writing about how rabbits eat foxes.” Fox: “That’s ridiculous! […]