It doesn’t matter how bad your performance is, what matters is whether your boss likes you or not

It’s a fine sunny day in the forest and a rabbit is sitting outside his burrow, tippy-tapping on his typewriter. Along comes a fox, out for a walk. Fox: “What are you working on?” Rabbit: “My thesis.” Fox: “Hmm… What is it about?” Rabbit: “Oh, I’m writing about how rabbits eat foxes.” Fox: “That’s ridiculous! … Read moreIt doesn’t matter how bad your performance is, what matters is whether your boss likes you or not

If you want to know why someone undeserving is promoted, look at the work of his subordinates

It’s a fine sunny day in the forest and a lion is sitting outside his cave, lying lazily in the sun. Along comes a fox, out on a walk. Fox: “Do you know the time, because my watch is broken” Lion: “Oh, I can easily fix the watch for you” Fox: “Hmm… But it’s a … Read moreIf you want to know why someone undeserving is promoted, look at the work of his subordinates

If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity

A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said, “Father, remember Psalm 129?” The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he … Read moreIf you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity

Be sure there is a problem in the first place before working very hard to solve one

One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and drove off along the route. No problems for the first few stops – a few people got on, a few got off, and things went generally well. At the next stop, however, a big hulk of a guy got on. … Read moreBe sure there is a problem in the first place before working very hard to solve one

Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there.

A turkey was chatting with a bull. “I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,” sighed the turkey, “but I haven’t got the energy.” “Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?”replied the bull. “They’re packed with nutrients.” The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and … Read moreBullshit might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there.

To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit noticed the crow, and asked, “Can I sit like you and do nothing all day long?” The crow answered, “Sure, why not.” So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, … Read moreTo be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.